1 - They don’t say anything embarrassing

2 - They don’t say anything convicting

3 - They don’t say anything definitively:

4 - They don’t have to worry when they tell their non-Christian friends where they go to church

5 - They can relax when they make their woke college-aged kid go to church with them the one weekend he/she comes home

6 - There is zero expectation that anything said on Sunday needs to be remembered or acted upon once service ends

7 - You get to learn a whole new version of the Bible:

8 - You can feel like a Christian without ever having to submit to Christ:

9 - You can vote for any baby-killing, child-transing, freedom-stealing, corrupt politician you want & not have to worry if that’s wrong

10 - If you don’t like something he says, you can threaten to leave and he will back down